Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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