I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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