just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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