Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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