So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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