6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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