Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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