i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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