If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
