rhymes with "ouble enetration"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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