And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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