So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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