I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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