question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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