Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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