did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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