I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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