Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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