my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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