Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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