you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
These tits shall not be calmed
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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