Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
if only i could text you this smell
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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