I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
