i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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