so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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