Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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