I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
