Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
operation harelip BJ is a go
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Randomize
