Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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