I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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