went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's never too late to be topless.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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