I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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