I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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