I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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