I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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