ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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