Since when is my name a synonym for head?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You dont lie about slip and slides
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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