I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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