Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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