I wanna passion pit in your ass
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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