escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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