What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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