talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm at about main and main street
The chlamydia really affected his face.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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