Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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