now i know why i became what i already was.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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