their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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