he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
