He kissed a someone with a penis
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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