Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Let's paint friendship bongs
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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