let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
