discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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