if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
