im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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