How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
one might say we're banned from that church
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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