If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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